Yes, I ordered myself a cheese bagel with light chive cream cheese and bacon from Bagels, Ect. yesterday morning. I was immediately struck down by justice's swift sword. When I opened the bag, I did not find my custom ordered bagel, I found a vegetable bagel with too much cream cheese. It was really bothersome, but I didn't let it weigh me down. I had even more upsetting meal earlier in week that evoked two of the worst feelings, guilt coupled with buyer's remorse.
Devastation.
It was a cold, glum day and I was feeling particularly sorry for myself for no particular reason. First thought: get somethin' real greasy for lunch and put some cheese on it. "That will cheer me up", I says to myself, I says. So I go to a chain fast food restaurant and ordered their new sandwich, which was purported to be delicious. In reality, it was disgusting and I took two bites and returned it to its box. I was left to eat my french fries and ponder my life choices.
The upside of this new diet we implemented is that we are both excellent cooks and have really been rocking the mall with all of the BS healthy recipes. I have been very pleasantly surprised by how awesome some of our new dishes have turned out. I made this recipe up before we started the regiment, but the only real oil is non fat cooking oil spray. So it's not 100% on the level, but it's a hell of a lot better than deep-frying.
FIRST! BEFORE YOU START COOKING, WATCH THIS SAUCY MINX TEACH YOU HOW TO ROLL EGG ROLLS.
If you aren't familiar, they're easy to mess up and then you'll miss out on the hot mess that posted this video to YouTube. Fast forward to 2 minutes in, that's where she starts rolling.